Life's Lessons: The What's With this Weather Edition

Linking up with Sara and Rach today for the triumphant return of Life's Lessons.

1.  It's January 6.

2.  The expected temperature today in Chicago?  57 degrees.

3.  For all you winter haters, if this makes it 30 in April, I'm gouging your eyes out.

4.  Speaking of gouging eyes out, I just finished Catching Fire, book 2 of the Hunger Games.

5.  I love it a lot.

6.  I also love my Kindle a alot.  If you read a lot you should get one.  Seriously.

7.  PJ's new favorite word is boogers.

8.  It sounds like an adorable word when he says it.

9.  I am having a holiday get together with some of my favorite ladies tomorrow and I am GOING BY MYSELF.

10.  No children to chase.

11.  No diapers to change.

12.  No crying or desperately fumbling for something to feed them.

13.  Just me, my friends, and martinis.

14.  Who said there's anything wrong with day drinking?

15.  I also got my Iphone 4S.

16.  I asked Siri what her favorite color was.  She said "I don't know how to describe it in your language.  It's like different dimensions of green."

17.  I told her I liked green too and she said "Noted."

18.  WTF does that mean, Apple??