How exactly does an experienced NFL kicker miss a 32 yard field goal that will end your team's quest for the Super Bowl?
How exactly does a punt returner NOT hold on to the ball better when losing the ball means your team's quest for the Super Bowl is over?
Why did it snow around 8 inches on Friday, was 17 degrees outside, and last night there was a thunderstorm, the snow melted and it is currently 45 degrees?
Why are women lacking the gene men seem to have that enable them to do absolutely nothing but sit and whine when they don't feel good?
Why when I go to Target thinking "I don't need much today!" I get a cart full, which is 85% stuff I needed, and still spend $100?
How is possible to need a $100 of things at Target every week?
Why don't we have a four day work week? It would be so much better if we were always off on Mondays.
Will Maggie's four teeth that have been coming in for over a month every actually come in??
Why, when logically if you do laundry every week you should have 14 outfits for two people, do I have about 30 outfits for each of us?
How is it possible for socks to disappear off the face of the planet?
Why, when a small toy falls to the floor, does it always go underneath a piece of furniture, and as far back as possible so you have to actually move the piece of furniture to retrieve it?
How, when I didn't cook a single thing yesterday, and was gone from 11-8, how are there still dishes in the sink?
So true! I feel like I'm always doing the dishes--and there are only 3 of us and one of them is a little baby! It's crazy. And yeah--I got to Target with a little list and end up spending a lot more than I thought I would. I don't get it either.
ReplyDeleteHa ha...these are things that will boggle our minds forever I think!
ReplyDeleteDo you guys already have Superbowl plans? I'm guessing you do, but if you don't maybe we can FINALLY meet up IRL to let the monsters all play together and watch some football?
ReplyDeleteThere are some theories going on out there about it being missed on purpose- but I don't believe it, freaky things happen.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know the answer about the weather- after all you do live in Illinois where you just have to wait five minutes if you don't like the weather.
I have thought the same thing about Mondays too- but then Tuesday would just be the new Monday.
I have the same questions here! The missing socks kill me. I don't get it. Where do they go?? And I feel like I'm always doing dishes!!
ReplyDeleteI love these questions...so random and yet so relevant.
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