Ways to find me on Google

Yesterday I discovered the "keyword" section of Google Analytics.

This nifty little tool tells you what keyword searches lead people to your site.

Some are normal.

the o'gs blogspot

pj and maggie (although I find this a little weird because who randomly searches for these two names together?)

myhappiness-log

Then there are the ones that I just find amusing that people searched for and got a result to my blog.

i hate people that constantly want pity parties on facebook

hate everyone mean people

i'm a slob blog  (I find this one particularly funny)

Then there were a couple that I went 10 pages in on the google results and still couldn't find the link to my blog.  Like

woke up with poop in underwear  or when are kids the cutest

And then.  THEN there were these:

" my boobs were so huge"

1 girl get 50 dick in 1 day  (I'm guessing this person was SEVERELY disappointed in this.  I also didn't search because I knew which post this led him to, okay thanks bye)

So check it out.  If you don't have google analytics, you can go to your Stats tab on Blogger.

What interesting keywords have led people to your blog?

I bet none of you can get 50 dicks in 1 day. :)