Resolutions I'd like PJ and Maggie to make

I've decided you're never too young to try and change things for the better, right?

PJ

1.  I will refrain from pushing, hitting, or grabbing Maggie when she begins playing with a toy I didn't even know we still had, or that I haven't touched in days. 

2.  I will learn that they are trucks, not cocks.  And socks, not cocks.

3.  I will tell Mommy or Daddy or whatever grown up is around when I have to go pee BEFORE I go.

4.  I will not dump my lego bin, memory game, or various other toys with many pieces out on the floor just so I can see Mommy look for the bottle of Grey Goose.

5.  I will try new foods, like chicken and steak.

6.  Instead of announcing "I'm peeing!" in the bathtub, and then proceeding to pee on Maggie, I will at least wait till Maggie out of the tub.

Maggie

1.  I will not have a meltdown four seconds after getting into my car seat if Mommy doesn't give me fruit snacks immediately.

2.  I will stop trying to eat paintbrushes.

3.  I will stop changing the 1080i setting on the cable box. Or, I will figure out how to change it back so Mommy can stop asking Daddy.

4.  I will stop throwing my food onto the floor when I am done, or just angry for whatever reason. 

5.  When I can talk, I will tell Gramma the reason I cry when I am with her is because she never visits and she takes me away from Mommy.

What resolutions do your kids need to make?